February 2012
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Swallow the Ho Ho, goddamnit!
– My Physics teacher out of context
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For Health, I have to make these meal plans or something. For each item, I have to say why I chose it. In one of my meals, the reasoning for three of my foods is “tasty.”
I feel like I’ve cheated the system and am cracking up over this.
…I need more sleep.
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computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
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tyleroakley:
Just one of those posts I can’t NOT reblog.
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You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion....
– Harlan Ellison (via liamdryden)
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buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
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I really like palindromes. Especially complex ones.
Are we not drawn onward to a new era?
Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
No, sir, away! A papaya war is on!
Yawn a more Roman way.
Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
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That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
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brb going to find a new sloth appreciation blog to follow.
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vondell-swain:
people let themselves become totally consumed by the bad things in their life
but you know
i never see people let themselves become totally consumed by the good things in their life
people spend weeks dewlling on breakups, thinking about every little detail of everything that went wrong and why
but people never spend weeks dwelling on a new friendship, thinking about every...
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Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
The heart is simply a pump
And love is...
– Richard Dawkins (via khyan)
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If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.
Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.